Who Is Granpa
103 (Has been for ten years)
His father was a sewing machine, his mother was a bolt of cloth
Cratchetie, professional type hand puppet. Very huggable and loveable. Always a teaser and practical joker.
Sells home remedy, lot-a-bull fertilizer, other concoctions and makes a general nuisance of himself while driving around in his old truck. Entertains kids and adults alike with one of his eight miniature vehicles or five different stage shows at more that one hundred full length events in over 30 state coast to coast and Canada each year.
Blowing up the General Store. Fishing for the big one, finding a wife, making Granma (his mother) do the chores.
Chasing pretty girls, lounging, reminiscing.
No formal. Self learned. Full of home spun wisdom, jokes, stories, and anecdotes. Lots of first hand experience and second hand too.
Favorite Date Activities:
Swinging on the porch swing. Listening to the grass grow. Counting dead moths under street lamps. Sippin' soda and watch’n' spit sizzle on the potbelly stove. Generally living life in the fast (or wrong) lane.